So What Happened?

Did I use the three forbidden words?

I used all three terms in my first sentence of the meeting.

Did I get fired?

Hell no.

Did I resign?

Yes.

Did I resign in great style?

Hell yeah. Over yahoo messenger I told my boss (who was onsite just not with me at the time) fuck this, I'm done.

Did my two bosses onsite react?

Yes.

Am I still employed?

Yes.

How will life be different going forward so this situation doesn't reoccur?

Numerous changes quickly put into place.

Why does it take extreme situations for changes to occur?

It's the real world.